Kids say the darndest things

Here are some quotes from the kiddos that I've collected over the years.... so funny:

Dalton: My dad used to drive one of those trucks. He used to work at this school.
Wesley: Where does he work now?
Dalton: Texas.

Mrs. Gideon: Jareth, what is your dad's name?
Jareth: Dad.

"miss lawrence, you're hair is beautiful. i especially like the golden part."

me: "jacob, where did you get that power ranger?"jacob: "God. well actually my dad went up to heaven and God gave it to him there and then he brought it down to me."

"teacher, this is how my daddy prays...Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat, pass the gravy."

me: "jacob, what did you have for breakfast?"jacob: "I shot a bird and ate it."

teacher, hey will you ask...wait...do you have a mom? (yes.) okay will you ask her if you can go to the pool with me.

(concerning a picture of bryon and me on my desk...) "teacher, his name is bryon? i thought you said it was beyonce!" ( i had recently told him that bryon was my fiance.)